Thursday, June 23, 2005

Because...

Because Ivan is really a Suar Ku when it comes to Digital Cameras, he shall be posting even more pictures of his house and himself.
Because Ivan is really a dork when it comes to powering up a Digital Camera, he needs to beg his sister painfully to teach him how to turn on her bloody Camera while watching her laugh hysterically.
Because Ivan knows that his dear friends are dying to see his 6-room flat, yeah you got that right, 6-room, not 5, not 4, not 3 but 6 ROOM FLAT, he shall be taking them on a tour, really soon.
Because Ivan knows that nobody has seen him in a singlet, besides his evil classmates in MSHS who used to laugh at the uber albino Ivan, he shall be dressed up only in singlets and nothing else. I'll definitely be wearing shorts you sick bastards, not too sure about the underwear part, though.

MUAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA THIS CAMERA IS GONNA BE LIKE MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! MY SISTER SHALL NEVER DREAM OF GETTING IT BACK, EVARRRRRR AGAIN!!!!!!!


THIS IS MY SISTER'S CAMERA MUAHAHAH


CAMERA FUNNNNNNNNN


Taken from my balcony, I'm proud to say I live in a 6-Room flat complete with a Sea View. Sad to say you can't see chicks clearly tanning and all, you can see them jogging though. That's ECP by the way. I've always assured my friends how they can bring their girls over to my house for a night of hot whateverthehellyouwannadoisuptoyou when my parents are out of town. Just look at it man. Just look at it.


My Arsenal of Sun-Block Lotions crap. That's right! Its a PINK NIKE BOTTLE!


My sister on the left, her boyfriend on the right. Fine, I know they always say my mother "Yue Shen Yue Chou". (Means: The more my mother gives birth, the uglier her children gets. yeah yeah yeah yeah, thats my elder sis by the way.)


Hell yeah, I sleep on the floor with a mattress. In case you still don't know, I fall off beds even these days... That's why, that's why.


My Cushion. ITS MY SISTER'S OKIEEEEEEEE. I'm not gay. Please.

posted@6:30 PM

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